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An atom turns to his mate in the bar and says, "I think I've lost an electron!"

Are you sure?  )
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After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet. On his first day, he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth.

The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die. After 45 minutes the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat and goes to leave.
Where are you going?? asks the baffled farmer. )

I really shouldn't browse WoW forums at work. Not that I'm not meant to but because I tend to giggle and splutter a little bit too much soemtime.
Such as when I was reading about a dwarf coming across to Night Elves having a 'tender moment' in a dark corner of the cross-continental subway.
My favourite bit is of course: Yar Yar, Hump, Hump!

Two funny pics... )
I have also decided to start again in a different realm. The guilds on Sunstrider were all either elitist 60+ only or deader than paladin without a hearthstone...
I now have a forsaken priest on Scarshield Legion which is an RP-PVP server. Amusingly the priest is named Takhisis and has found a guild called Dragonlance Guild :]

Other than that, the most exciting thing currently happening in my life was the dinner I had last night. A cut down version of spaghetti bolognese that consisted mostly of beef and cheese. Hot diggity that was far tastier than I expected and it was only will power (And WoW) that kept me from gorging myself to death...

And finally, it really made me chuckle that those dumb bastards tore up and burnt the Swiss flag...
And since it's sinful and evil to depict Mohammed I thought I'd bring you one of my favourites:

And for those who want more...

And finally, a quick survey for muslims: )
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A pirate walk into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
[Bartender]: Oi Mate, you got a steering wheel in you pants.
Read more... )
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? )
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A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is only fair -- given that you are blind * that you should know five
things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
Read more... )
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How do you titilate an Ocelot?
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