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lpetersson ([personal profile] lpetersson) wrote2005-12-13 12:29 pm
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I think I have a new love.
It was definitely love at first touch.
It just feels *right*...
Oh yes, at sundays re-enactment session I got some training in how to use the mighty Dane Axe :)
I think I have found my weapon of choice for the forseeable future.
I could probably find a picture for you, but as I'm at work and a bit busy, you'll need to do so yourselves.
In fact, who can find a good picture?
But I digress, it's about 5 - 6 feet long with a nice little axe head on the end. Since we *try* not to kill each other you need to have some good upper back muscles and a decent sense of balance to handle one of them bad boys.
Good thing I have both in spades.
Killing my enemies at 2 metres distance+++
See them driven before me+++
Hearing the lamentation of their women+++
:]
But yeah, It's a groovy weapon and quite intimidating. Well, let's face it, you hear about psychotic axe murderers. You don't really hear about psychotic sword murderers. As the trainer said: 'This is *not* a defensive weapon. You use it to cleave skulls...'
It was th weapon traditionally used by Huscarls (The elite tropps).
And while I remember... For those of you still wondering who the real vikings were, please note that this is the Dane Axe... There's no such thing as a Swede axe or Norwegian axe ;-)

Afterwards we had end of year drinks + buffet which was quite nice. Nothing particularly fancy, but it was nice to sit and eat with the other vikings.
Then on the The Dev for a quick couple of pints.
It's slightly amusing that they let me bring my weapons into The Dev these days. They used to take them and put them where patrons couldn't get to them :]
I guess they were afraid that my Scandinavian nature would overcome me and I would feel forced to smite any Englishmen I see and abduct the fair women...

[identity profile] nibber.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't think you liked our "fair women"... :p

and open hand combat is still far superior to and axe anyday...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Some of them are ok, but by and large...

Open hand combat is ok, but there's nothing quite like the ring of steel on steel.
Or seeing the sparks that fly from your weapon when you parry and enemy's attack...

[identity profile] nibber.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
oh and btw, when i was in copenhagen the percentage of hot women was exactly the same as over here. there were more than the fair shair of fat ugly people and plain jane's...
its a myth it tell you!!!!

open hand is close and personal and a better sense of pride knowing you don't need bits of metal to defend one's self...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Matter of taste I suppose.
I find most English women boring and plain looking.
I also don't really find Danish women to be all that fantastic either, but in that case it's partially because I grew up with them.
I much prefer anti-podean and central/eastern european women.

Trust me, sword and axe fighting is very close and personal. And since the weapons become an extension of you there is still that pride in your skill.

[identity profile] nibber.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
that i can't disagree upon. when i finally get around to learning my butterfly knives, we'll play... in a nice friendly non killing each other way...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And you are of course welcome to come to Viking training and see what we do...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And we also fight with scrams (A type of long knife) so yeah, we could play with them too :)

[identity profile] spikey-bastard.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Also Swedish!

[identity profile] camillat.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
For those of you still wondering who the real vikings were, please note that this is the Dane Axe... There's no such thing as a Swede axe or Norwegian axe ;-)

Muahahahahah....!!!!! :-D

[identity profile] galadkria.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
can i borrow it for my next round the world cum murder trip??????????

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Anything for you, bella...

[identity profile] galadkria.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you piccino...

This looks about right...

[identity profile] himal.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 11:55 am (UTC)(link)

Re: This looks about right...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks a bit short though.
But apart from that, yes...

Re: This looks about right...

[identity profile] himal.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it is longer but the rest of it is out of shot.

[identity profile] fuzball.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
my dear axe murdering foreign comrad. Going to visit London next month, fancy putting us up?

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly, depends very much on when it is though...

[identity profile] caf-pow.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
mood:chipper

:D

[identity profile] nibber.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i get it now. doh

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wondering if someone was gonna get that B-D

[identity profile] camillat.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like this:

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hotlink denied... Bummer...

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, but that's ok, I've had a look at the site and it's absolute rubbis the way they block images on their servers...

[identity profile] velvetfur.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Helloooo! I haven't been able to get online for ages so I'm just dropping in here to say hi :)

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, but that's ok, I've been terrible at saying in touch as well.
How are you?
:]

[identity profile] velvetfur.livejournal.com 2005-12-14 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Had a raging cold keeping me off work all last week but ok now thanks. I haven't been able to keep in touch because of not being able to get online for ages but you haven't been able to keep in touch because you have one of them 'life' thingies, where you, like, go out n' do stuff and, like, talk to people an' that... *hee hee!*

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-14 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really have a life as such, but I do have World of Warcrack :)

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooo baby - wonderful weapon.

I guess they were afraid that my Scandinavian nature would overcome me and I would feel forced to smite any Englishmen I see and abduct the fair women

Funny, I thought the Danes got confused and pillaged the women and raped the cattle?

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooo, that's the English soldiers, hence the animosity between the Welsh and the English...

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, can't be - there's nothing worthwhile in Wales - even the Vikingrs spotted that one

[identity profile] purple-jo.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not afraid of the mighty Dane Axe :-P ..

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just think of the bruises norman gives you (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mr_eleganza/373258.html?thread=1193482#t1193482) :]
And I have a longer reach ;)

When will we see you again?
It has been far too long...

[identity profile] purple-jo.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah but I know how to defeat the mighty Dane axe (it worked on both Norman & Quanun)... ok so I need Rob's axe to do it....

ps

[identity profile] purple-jo.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully I'll be back in January.... too much work shit & needy kids lately so really haven't had the time :-(

Re: ps

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we'll look forwards to seeing you again soon then :)

[identity profile] lpetersson.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, when Norman uses the Dane Axe I actually manage to kill him on occassion :)

Wiki?

(Anonymous) 2005-12-13 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If you haven't already, I'd recommend everyone checks out that Wikipedia link that Mr Eleganza posted...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_axe
Cheers,
O.

Re: Wiki?

[identity profile] caf-pow.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
ha ha ha :)

[identity profile] blakeshell.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just read an part of Njalls saga where.... No I will have to use the discriptions for the game some time, don't want to ruin it now. :)