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For reasons too complicated to explain here and now, I have to try to find a map of England, but only England. Not with Scotland and Wales though.
"Hah, easy" I thought, but even though Google is my friend, I haven't been able to find one yet.
Does any of you lovely people know where such a map might be found?

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For the first time in my long and illustrious tech support career, I have had the joy of going to see a user, and diagnosing his problem as being a faulty mouse mat...
Glorious.