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I just called a client in Liverpool and spoke to her colleague who said that she was off ill with the bug that seems to be hitting all of Liverpool.
I was so tempted to say ‘The workshyness bug?’ :-D

Oh, and this video is beyond hilarious:


Bored, but at least there's good music on...

Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Won’t Patrol Brice Street)

I have no idea who wrote this or how true a story it is...
faerierhona posted it aaaaaaaages ago but as it's friendslocked I'm re-posting it ehre or al of you to read.

It's entirely work safe in the sense that there is nothing offensive in any way under the cut, but there's no way you'll be able to stiffle your laughter entirely ;-)

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In other news, I'm now off to the gym :]

Go to Google.com
Search on failure
Laugh at the top link :)

This image is very funneh but a bit grim...
It's probably worksafe in the vast majority of companies.
No nudity...
And if your boss is an England supporter, you're efinitely safe ;-)

( Rooney gets even... )

Me, in response to lhawksey's impending wedding, 'It's scary, I'm getting to that age where more and more of my friends are getting married'

To which my colleague responds 'And I'm getting to the age where my friends are getting un-married...'

LAWL

This is hilarious beyond measure... :)

( Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named Frank who was visiting Bangalore, India... )

Damn, I really can't decided whether this is a spoof or not.
It looks real, but are people still that ignorant?

I'm quite looking forwards to reading the rest of this blog to see if the rest is as funny.

It's completely worksafe by the way...

If Carlsberg made offensive images:
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Should be worksafe.
Very green though :)

Thanks to cbr_paul for that one...

A pirate walk into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
[Bartender]: Oi Mate, you got a steering wheel in you pants.
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I know it's a bit old, but I thought it would be funny :]