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[lpetersson]

I asked which bands you think are ghey, and you answered...

Now it's time for the showdown...
[Poll #641854]


I have also been thinking about new years resolutions...
I try to stick to something I can realistically manage.
Last year I went for Seeing more gigs and getting all my old piercings back.
This year I'm thinking of:
1) Completing Operation: Hairless Monkey
2) Get one or two more piercings
3) Finishing my MCSE
4) Get a decent pay rise or get a better paid job
5) Get a full viking outfit for events

Any other good ideas/suggestions to new years resolutions for me?
[Poll #641855]

Comments

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Ah, see, bands like Village People and Erasure are shamelessly "gay" and so aren't "ghey". Dragonforce evaded gheyness by swearing at the audience at lot. Rhapsody are certainly "gayer" than Hammerfall (as are Sonata Arctica and Kamelot), but they know they're playing "flower metal" and they're not afraid. Hammerfall, however, are singing about warriors and power and glory and VICTORY, but are doing so in a totally girly manner. Ergo, gheyness. I still like them, though. (As for Metallica - ??? I *don't* like Metallica, but since when were they ever ghey? And CC - aren't they just insane?)

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Metallica was picked by someone and thus made it to the list... :)

Have you ever seen Dragonforce live?
They are gheyness incarnate. They look and act like they can't wait to get back to the changing room so they can have a big ghey gangbang :)

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've seen them twice (ok, I couldn't see them very well the first time, but the second time, I saw them outside too). Hmm, the "playing each other's instruments" needs little interpretation, but I didn't pick up on much beyond that. Mind you, although allegedly they do claim they communicate with each other during performances regarding hot girls in the front row, they could just be trying to hide something. After all, how many girls would dare go down the front at such a gig anyway? They're probably just seeing long-haired men...

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

How many girls does one see at Dragonforce gigs at all...

Not many...

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Actually numbers are increasing (you'll be pleased to know!) When I saw them in February, about 3% of the audience were female, but that had gone up to about 25% by September, and I predict even more will be at the January gigs (going on the number of female friends I have with tickets).

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

That sounds promising...

Do you know where/when they are playing?

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Yep, 3rd February, London Astoria.

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Ooohh, I'll have to see if I can get tickets somehow...

[ex-froodtheh193.livejournal.com]

assemblage 23 have blatantly based their looks on vikings. They must be ghey

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Give me photographic evidence...

If that is true, then I must smite them...

[ex-froodtheh193.livejournal.com]

ok... (http://www.assemblage23.com/frameset.html)

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

A guy with a goatee and a good haircut?

[iamscritch.livejournal.com]

Scritch sees vikings at the docks all the time and Scritch has never seen one who is bald and looking like he dipped his chin in shit.
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[maxinemogadon.livejournal.com]

I think you should redefine the parameters of this survey to be only about metal bands perhaps. I mean obviously the Village People were gay but they certainly aren't ghey like CC...

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

That is a very good point.
I briefly considered it, but I was too lazy... :)

[nibber.livejournal.com]

you forgot to add all the very ghey scandnavian metal bands you and hemma like ;p

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Hammerfall is there :)

But yes, I should do one with just metal...

[himal.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind me asking, how much does Operation Hairless Monkey cost? Let's say just for the back.

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

That depends, laser treatment is about £200 per visit, and it's probably gonna take 4 - 6 visits minimum...
I go to a place called Bare Necessities off Regent Street...

[himal.livejournal.com]

Is it permanent? "Bare Necessities", how very droll.

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Yup, laser treatment is permanent.
Baring in mind that the darker your skin the harder it is to do...

[himal.livejournal.com]

Good to know, for when I have a disposable income anyway.

[elijahtc.livejournal.com]

Psionicist You scored 30 Holy, 47 Tactful, 70 Natural, and 60 Arcane!

Your eye flutters for a second and the world loses focus... when clarity returns you realize that the only person in the room who wasn't knocked unconscious is holding his temples and writhing on the ground. Nobody knows what you just did, even you, but you know it happened because you made it happen. You have taught reality that your desires are more important than it's fickle laws (or you can, rather). You are one of the rare psionicists, the masters of mind over matter. Your approach to problems is a rare blend of intuition, force of personality, and careful planning. You're all right in a fight, but can really hold your own only once you've stacked the laws of this universe on your side. Thankfully, with practice, you can do this with ease. Hmm, my guess is that you're a bit lacking ethically speaking however... just a guess though, creep.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 23% on Godliness You scored higher than 45% on Tact You scored higher than 54% on Harmony You scored higher than 82% on Arcane

</tabl Look! A D&D meme!

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

[elijahtc.livejournal.com]

I did write an explanation as to why I posted this but LJ has eaten that bit ....

[lpetersson.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, fair enough, amusingly, my current character is a psionicist...