Clue 1: Hubble, dubble, toil & trouble! Clue 2: Oooh! Look! Shiny! Clue 3: "Ah. Right then. Rounding the end of the trailer, ducking past the open doors, I peered inside. Instantly, my stomach tried to make an emergency exit through my mouth. Biting my lower lip, breathing low and shallow through my nose, I clambered onto the footplate. My soles made a noise like a spoon in treacle as I stepped up. The trailer was enormous, the kind used for meat transport. Perhaps unfortunately, the refrigeration unit hadn’t been used. My left foot slurped as I took a step forward, suck-squelching through two inches of what looked like tomato puree. It smelled like an abattoir. Smeared crimson handprints looped across the left hand panel. By the size it was a child. Great sprays arced up the walls, terminating at the roof."
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:25 am (UTC)2 - Liverpool
3 - Alcoholic
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-30 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-30 07:55 pm (UTC)Otherwise I would have though of you, but you're more like 5'8"... ?
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Date: 2004-05-28 09:43 am (UTC)2. Angry
3. Will be sending you a CV by the weekend's close.
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Date: 2004-05-28 09:44 am (UTC)BLONDE MOMENT OVER
back to your usual programming..
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Date: 2004-05-28 09:49 am (UTC)Clue 2: Oooh! Look! Shiny!
Clue 3: "Ah. Right then. Rounding the end of the trailer, ducking past the open doors, I peered inside. Instantly, my stomach tried to make an emergency exit through my mouth. Biting my lower lip, breathing low and shallow through my nose, I clambered onto the footplate. My soles made a noise like a spoon in treacle as I stepped up. The trailer was enormous, the kind used for meat transport. Perhaps unfortunately, the refrigeration unit hadn’t been used. My left foot slurped as I took a step forward, suck-squelching through two inches of what looked like tomato puree. It smelled like an abattoir. Smeared crimson handprints looped across the left hand panel. By the size it was a child. Great sprays arced up the walls, terminating at the roof."
Might have made this too easy...
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-28 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-28 10:35 am (UTC)blonde
ditzy
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Date: 2004-05-28 10:35 am (UTC)that's the third time
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-30 07:56 pm (UTC)